A mariquinha Guitar World fez uma lista com os 100 piores solos de guitarra. E eles são tão absurdamente posers que ousaram incluir o grandioso solo de baixo do tremendão-mor Joey DeMayo. Aliás, não só isso, o solo em questão está no fenomenal álbum clássico Kings of Metal, aquele onde o Manowar assumiu a responsabilidade que vem junto com o trono de banda máxima do Metal! E o que eles falam sobre o dito-cujo parece ter saído da boca de algum fruta poser tipo o Corrales. Confira aqui ou a tradução aí embaixo.
“Essa punhetada maníaca (tocada no baixo, que tecnicamente é uma guitarra), se torna ainda mais insuportável se você considerar que DeMaio provavelmente a tocou besuntado em óleo, com seu peito peludo estufado de orgulho“.
Como ousam? Será que sabem que se trata de uma fenomenal e metálica versão para o clássico homônimo de Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov? Se não sabem, deveriam!
Confira abaixo os demais solos escolhidos pela turminha. Enquanto isso, eu vou sodomizar umas virgens para desestressar. Como ousam falar dos Kings of Metal assim?
1. POISON – “Guitar Solo”
2. BLUE CHEER – “Summertime Blues”
3. CARLOS SANTANA – “The Game of Love”
4. CREAM – Falstaff beer 1967 radio spot
5. THE BEATLES – “All You Need Is Love”
6. BLACK FLAG – “Thirsty and Miserable”
7. TED NUGENT – “Wango Tango”
8. ROLLING STONES – “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg”
9. MANOWAR – “Sting of the Bumblebee”
10. LENNY KRAVITZ – “American Woman”
11. MEGADETH – “Crush ’Em”
12. TWISTED SISTER – “We’re Not Gonna Take It”
13. KENNY LOGGINS – “Danger Zone”
14. PETER FRAMPTON – “Do You Feel Like We Do”
15. KORN – “Y’all Want a Single”
16. DAVID BOWIE – “Hang Onto Yourself”
17. DEF LEPPARD – “Rocket”
18. BRITNY FOX – “Save the Weak”
19. ROY BUCHANAN – “Sneaking Godzilla Through the Alley”
20. METALLICA – “2×4”
21. BUZZCOCKS – “Noise Annoys”
22. BLIND MELON – “No Rain”
23. SMASHING PUMPKINS – “Zero”
24. VINNIE VINCENT INVASION – “Boyz Are Gonna Rock”
25. WARRANT – “Cherry Pie”
26. FAITH NO MORE – “Epic”
27. POISON – “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”
28. GREEN DAY – “Brain Stew”
29. IRON MAIDEN – “Fear Is the Key”
30. B.B. KING – “Into the Night”
31. THE GRATEFUL DEAD – “Shakedown Street”
32. THIN LIZZY – “The Rocker”
33. KISS – “Love Gun”
34. DAVID LEE ROTH – “Yankee Rose”
37. AC/DC – “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”
35. RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE – “Know Your Enemy”
36. MOLLY HATCHET – “Gator Country”
38. JACKYL – “She Loves My Cock”
39. BOB MARLEY & THE WAILERS – “Stir It Up”
40. LIMP BIZKIT – “Faith”
41. MÖTLEY CRÜE – “Looks That Kill”
42. THE WHO – “Eminence Front”
43. VENOM – “At War with Satan”
44. OFFSPRING – “Lightning Rod”
45. JIMI HENDRIX – “Foxy Lady”
46. CANDLEBOX – “Far Behind”
47. MARILYN MANSON – “Cyclops”
48. P.O.D. – “Eternal”
49. GODSMACK – “Moon Baby”
50. ALBERT KING – “Don’t Let Me Be Lonely Tonight”
51. NITRO – “Freight Train”
52. JEFFERSON STARSHIP – “By My Lady”
54. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN – “Badlands”
55. TRIUMPH – “Lay It on the Line”
56. AEROSMITH – “Walk This Way”
57. THE CRAMPS – “Garbage Man”
58. JOURNEY – “Faithfully”
59. THE CULT – “Born to Be Wild”
60. SLIPKNOT – “Spit It Out”
61. LIVING COLOUR – “Cult of Personality”
62. STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN – “Say What!”
63. LOVERBOY – “Working for the Weekend”
64. NEIL YOUNG & CRAZY HORSE – “Rapid Transit”
65. SLAYER – “Exile”
66. BILLY JOEL – “It’s Still Rock & Roll to Me”
67. THE ROLLING STONES – “Sympathy for the Devil”
68. TYRANNOSAURUS REX – “Elemental Child”
69. RAMONES – “This Ain’t Havana”
70. THE KINKS – “Welcome to Sleazytown”
71. SAMMY HAGAR – “Three Lock Box”
72. BOB DYLAN – “Quinn the Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn)”
73. DINOSAUR JR. – “Show Me the Way”
74. GRATEFUL DEAD – “Not Fade Away”
75. JOAN JETT & THE BLACKHEARTS – “I Love Rock N’ Roll”
76. KISS – “Firehouse”
77. THE FIRM – “Radioactive”
78. THE STROKES – “Last Nite”
79. WHITESNAKE – “Spit It Out”
80. THE CURE – “Pictures of You”
81. NAZARETH – “Hair of the Dog”
82. THE REPLACEMENTS – “Black Diamond”
83. JOE SATRIANI – “Cryin’ ”
84. PANTERA – “Ride My Rocket”
85. BLUES TRAVELER – “Closing Down the Park”
86. THE BEATLES – “If You’ve Got Troubles”
87. AUTOGRAPH – “Turn Up the Radio”
88. DEAD BOYS – “Sonic Reducer”
89. WHITE STRIPES – “Offend in Every Way”
90. STYX – “Mr. Roboto”
91. INXS – “Need You Tonight”
92. MINISTRY – “Filth Pig”
93. THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND – “High Falls”
94. ERIC CLAPTON – “I’ve Got a Rock N’ Roll Heart”
95. SPIN DOCTORS – “Two Princes”
96. ROSIE & THE ORIGINALS – “Give Me Love”
97. DISTURBED – “Down with the Sickness”
98. GODSMACK – “Running Blind”
99. THE REPLACEMENTS – “Hootenanny”
100. MICHAEL JACKSON – “Black or White”
